Sunday, November 22, 2009

London 09' Baby !

What a holiday ! If There is one thing in this life that I will never forget ....It is that holiday .

My the crack was mighty .

The night before A La London , I stayed in Hannah Bananas ....To keep it short and sweet , her mam was trying to get us drunk ,we battled light seeking killer mosquitos with fluffy sequenced pillows...we won the battle in the end ! I got spooned by my good friend due to the mistake that I was her Boyfriend , and my stomach never hurt so hard with laughter .

Next morning:
Rearing to go ! like two cars on a race track.
Nicola left us at the airport........We were alone and ready to go. The two of us stood there thinking what the hell are the two on holidays together =] ?!?!?!?! - Blind people would have a better sence of direction than we do-

Flew up into the clouds.
London :
We went to Portabello market ! ( Portaloo =] ) . It was amazing . We shopped our little feet off and got lost twice , we were asked to find a cafe to meet Brian in so we went to a bar...as exspected.
The apartment that we stayed in was so quaint . We ate drank tea and ate croissants on the roof terrace. It was bea....utiful . At night the little street lit up with fairy lights and people hung out in the bars and cafes.

I tasted squid for the first time in my life and it was delish ! Hannah and myself gorged ourselves in fatty chinese food....yummy ! =]

The tube was ........an experiance =].
Storys from the tube include:

Guy and Girl giving face...Girl leaves...Guy stands alone ....Me and Hannah= sketchy eyes and giggles =]

Heat+Lots of people sqwishing you= grossness.

But hey it's all about the memorys =]

We went to Camden Market , It was amazing ! Delish guys were everywhere, I had to give Hannah a basin for her drool .
I got Savage...VINTAGE =]....boots and hannah got a pretty tea dress, like a tall Alice in Wonderland was my Hannah . =]
There was so many place to eat !....From chairs that were moterbikes to sitting by the river....we chose a chinese buffet -cultured eh ? -

Oxford street was bedlum ! ... Pennys( Primark) : Sweat beads were practically rolling from our faces ! There was hundreds and hundreds of women running around like a stampeed of animals -we were much more cilvilised....NOT . The queues were ridicuously long ! IT WAS AMAZING !!!!!!

We visited the Tate Mueseum and saw all the artists that we're studying in school!....Then we lounged out on the plush grass and ate some shitty ice-cream that tasted more like yogurt but we didn't care ! The sun was shining , but we were looking a bit scruffy but we just didn't care =]

Sight seeing around London was exhilerating !
We walked everywhere....................EVERYWHERE in cheap plastic shoes - viberant orange and blue shoes to be exact- .....We looked ehhhhh delish
Taking Snapshots was so funny . Since there was only two of us we got loads of seperate pictures so it looked like we were having the crack on our own =] ah well

The London Eye = Love

A man asked us to go and see the London eye in 3-D before we went on the actual London eye ! .."Why ? " we said ....they didn't give us much of an answear. Anyhoo away we went.
The 3-D experiance was ...interesting , although the seguls flying towards you was scary but it was truly the ultimate experiance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The last day: we desided not to have a shower due to domestics ...
BIGGEST mistake EVER !
We strutted our greasy selves into selfridges ! ...Walked into Gucci, Moschino,Channel you name the store and we walked through it with less than 2 yoyos in our pockets ! . The shame.
Our feet were swollen so bad that I could have killed Hannah for stepping on it !
In selfridges we had a nice cup of tea with yuppies , it was great ! How many people have done that ?
In the airport we dragged ourselves into starbucks..Hannah collapsed onto the chair as did I and we Broke out into tears of laughter, just the way we came =]....I answeared an important call with my hand , dropped my suitcase several times ....and Hannah just sat there in hysterics sipping some kind of coffee .
We spent 50 euro in the airpot on our way home......we bought crisps , drinks, sweets, a towel , pens, pncils and other pointless crap ....sat in our departure area ....Smelt foul and frankly we looked a tad bit high .

The Plane home was disgusting , Ryanair was tight with the cleaners due to the recession and all.......
It smelt of onions and b.o . ew.
We fell asleep on eachother on the plane and stuck to eachother..... ew
Just as we thought the fun had stopped. In Dublin airport:
Hannah: " I wonder if Alex is working? "'
Me:"doubt it !"
Hannah: " Oh lord there he is"
Me: " imagine if he was ! "
Hannah : " annemarie there he is ! "
Me : " no freakin way ! "
He was coming closer .Hannah was making a desprete attempt to ignore him. He kept getting closer,My bag got caught to hannahs suitcase, He was nearly there and Hannah was out of there quicker than he could say hi . Comical.

Writing this made me sad . But I know we will have plenty more to write about we always do =]
Wasn't the crack mighty Han !.

An Annemarie and Hannah production